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how do bidets clean your ass
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I never understood how they are supposed to work. If I have poop on my butt crack, the last thing I want to do is mix it with water and spread it everywhere. Are they only supposed to be used for really clean shits that require little wiping in the first place? Also, I saw some videos on YouTube and the stream of water looks pretty weak.
Like if there's a piece of crap on the floor, and it rains, the rain doesn't wash the crap away, it just makes it more wet and 10x more disgusting.
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slash178 • 1y
The strength of the stream is dependent on your water pressure, but mine is very strong and fucking cleans the hell out of my ass.
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Battletyphoon • 1y
I love the energy in your comment.
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Timothy_Claypole • 1y
So more like colonic irrigation?
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FryGuyRye • 1y
Dude yes. Sometimes mine doubles as an enema
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bobbyLapointe • 1y
Approved by Bear Grylls !
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KaareX • 1y
Clean your butt AND rehydrate at the same time!
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bobthebobofbob • 1y
That raises two questions from me. First, does it ever send shit flying out of the toilet if the pressure is that high? And second, does water ever make it up in to your butthole? That would he unpleasant
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flowerling • 1y
To answer your first question, no. Secondly, speak for yourself.
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Unit88 • 1y
How thorough is that? I know in my case I'd definitely always use some TP to check that I'm completely clean, so is it good enough to clean you most/all of the time?
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BigRed3169 • 239d
I concur with this comment! Been using mine for the last 2-3 months and cringe at not having my poop shoot professionally cleaned by that frigid water spray!!! It's nice only having to wipe once and not have any Hershey lava cake on the toilet paper! $20-$30 investment people! Go buy it now!
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ArmyGuy543I mostly know about technology but I love explaining anything • 1y
It's a strong, brief spray of water that blasts the small amounts of shit off so that you can follow up with a relatively clean wipe of TP to remove anything that's left and dry off.
Think about it like a mini shower for your ass crack, except the water is under more pressure than a showerhead.
You end up cleaner if the bidet is any good.
At least, so I've understood, as an American that has never been granted the opportunity to use a bidet but is willing to try anything for the betterment of my hygiene.
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goudabrew • 1y
Get a toilet-mountable bidet on Amazon for, like, $30. It'll change your world.
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WallyWinthrop • 1y
Or get one of those talking magical Japanese super toilets.
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Hambone76 • 1y
Everything comes down to poo
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phillyjawns215 • 1y
I've wanted one of those, but I'm afraid it'll just be more crevices in my toilet to collect nasty stuff I'll have to clean...
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dogbonej • 1y
Meh if I’m at home I’ll just take a shower
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[deleted] • 1y
Yo but those aren't up to spec according to some guy's comment two months ago.
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[deleted] • 1y
If you have one of those handheld shower heads, you can point it up your ass if its long enough. Or you can take up yoga and have the water pour straight from the tub faucet into your butt.
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origiins • 1y
Why is it under more pressure? Is it's boss cracking down?
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[deleted] • 1y
Water pressure is the key. Sure rain won't make a pile of crap go away, but a pressure washer is sending that stuff flying. Then all you have to do is dry off.
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Saabaroni • 1y
Bt i dnt want shits flying everywhere :(
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pulled • 1y
Yeah but last time I pressure washed anything I ended up with paint chips in my hair
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[deleted] • 1y
Well this pressure washer only has one place to go, back down. You'll be fine.
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DeathToTheZog • 1y
Back of your ass cheeks spattered with lil shit flakes.
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therealwoden • 1y
That's a hell of a death metal lyric.
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[deleted] • 1y
It's a funny image, but that doesn't happen
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llilaq • 1y
It's funny, nobody seems to answer what you worry about.
I use a bit of toilet paper to wipe any possible 'larger pieces' (what a topic to write about.. cringe) and to avoid 'flying stuff', then purify with the water jet. Our pressure is very strong and effective so it leaves you feeling gloriously hygienic. You can also use it on your lady parts so you feel nice and clean all day long. You sit on the toilet seat while using it, so the water is confined within the toilet.
Last year, after reading all these Reddit stories, I bought a 30-40$ mountable bidet on Amazon and it's been most refreshing. About the water pressure: after installing it, I tried it out (without actually using it) and the water jet blasted very hard against the opposite bathroom wall. I don't know what kind of weak videos you've been watching, but it sure wasn't my bidet.. Let's just say that, except if you want an enema (I sure don't), you wouldn't use it at full force.
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